Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way
I can't wait for Christmas time
So I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time, with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em,

on with the show

I like female form, in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital S
Get a date with the woman in red
One holy night with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress
For Christmas

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
He got it, and I want it
They got it, and I can't have it
But I want it, it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
Mistress for Christmas,

you know what I'm talking about
Mistress for Christmas,

they're gonna send me down,

send me down
Mistress for Christmas,

I want the woman in red

at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas

Slam down I'm not fall baby
I wanna ride

on your reindeer honey
And ring the bells

Mistress for Christmas